She's hot right?
Love her to bits in 90210.



{updated}

Walaoooo my sister damn noisy larrhhhhh.annoyinggg.

My sister kept singing and shouting nonsense while drawing so i told her to shut up.& soon, its double the noise.

Me: Shut up lah! so noisy cann.walao eh
Sis: you shut up! so noisy can!
me: walao,stop it seh.
sis: you stop it!
me: *standing up & putting hands on hips* Why are you copying me??
sis: you lah! copy me only!
me: *walked off*
sis: *continue painting crap on her drawing paper*


Ahh, obviously i got the mega hump and do not want to annoy myself anymore,hence, i walked off. it can go on and on ya know.
Shit lah, when she's sitting down like that, drawing nonsense on the paper, she look really cute.

oh anyway, my sister is performing with her classmates on 11th april at tampines mall for some flag day thingy.
obviously, im down for it man.
Its gonna be hella FUNNY. HAHAH (:


Please rain tonight.
please rain tonight.
please rain tonight.
rain till tomorow morning.
rain all through the day.

Im doing a chant to summon the rain to come.heh, thats how bored i am.
Oh, deep purple's when a blind man cries is nice yo. i fell in love with the intro.

random note, i want to learn techtonic! haha, ok, i shall go youtube and see whether got any tutorials or not.

i feel like typing loads of stuffs like what did i eat just now, what im doing now BUT i dont want to become all typico blogger-ish, hence, i'll stop now.


My mum is awesome.
She bought for me my favourite bubble tea on the way home.
LOL.

Woooo, back from butties outing.
It was, as always, hilarious TTM.

&& we karaoke-ed at this website. Coolios with knobs on.
I even solo-ed three doors down's here without you. 2000 plus yo.
im good,no?
i know rite.

Cammie's mac & cheese was delicious. & omg, when yil put on the cosplay wig that lena wore, it was FUNNY. she look like some ah ma. white hair and all. hahahahaha.

Tomorow's gonna be another fun day. celebrating my cousin's bdae.
alright, now im gonna have a go at other songs on that website.
maybe katy perry's i kissed a girl, yea?
Okay.

Sitting and singing songs at the clock tower under the stars gave me a nice feeling. Its serene. Except, theres also constant interruption of major outburst of laughter.Hahah. err, & that would be from me and ginny.

Oh anyway, talking about stars, just now in korean class, got this girl that we both hate who tried to act cute.
The teacher asked her whats her name and she replied " Byol seumnida"
Which means "My name is Byol (star)"

OMG, after she said that, me and ginny were like bursting with laughter. Ginny was like "WTF ACT CUTE SIAAA"
I was like "EFFERR,EFFERR"

hhahahaha.
i dont think she hear us lah. Actually, if she hear us also nevermind.

Woo, heathers crib was awesome. I cant put apostrophe, i dont know whats wrong with blogger right now.
Niway, yah, her crib is big and the view is not bad. The only thing that turn me off is that shrivelled intestine.
LOLOL.
Had a nice chat with camille and Aizsa too. Haiii, miss em buttcircles.

Oh yeah,butties, theres a picnic this sat aight. Please come so we can celebrate the March babies.
bring own food.
Hahaha,cheapo.

Well, i think 90210 is better than GG.
But saying this might cause Lums to freak out and say something like 'you're one step closer to destroying our friendship'.
yeahhh, something along those lines.
HAHAH.

so, i'll just keep it to myself on why i think 90210 is better than GG.



90210 script is witty and funny. So its not all drama,ya know? & even though the girls are STICK-THIN, the guys are hot. & thats what counts. Oh hey, even the teachers are equally hot.
& i like jessica stroup(Silver). She's so pretty.

Okay,i can sense some evil aura coz all GG fans are going to trash me.Especially, lums.
So yeah,im gonna stop now and return to watch 90210.




Oops.

“I really dun know wad happened.
Its like in a blast. I got sued” from rain. When got asked by the jury, rain appeared to be calm n composed. He occasionally smiled at his girlfriend. “ I will support him for wadever he does. I love rain. And this is called love.” extracted from another website that interviewed Liu yiling, Rain’s girlfriend.
Also at the scene, rain’s manager for 4 years, Bte Yuni Khuz Woz answered many reporters question. Though getting insults from many people, khuz clenched her teeth and carried on the reporting. Some insults were “bear faced” "

See the report above? Ahh, this was sent by yil when we were having a heated discussion regarding rain being sued 5million dollars for cancelling shows in hawaii at the last minute. Well, since we're rain & manager, this matter does affect us. So, yil sent this to me saying that she found an article about rain's issue.
OBVIOUSLY SHE FAKED IT.
& intially i thought it was a real article that she wanted to send to me.

Ahhhh, im a fool to myself.

But, i let it go, as it was pure LMFAO.
i can read it over & over again and still produce maximum laughter.
Yiling, in future, if u cant find a job, be a stand-up comedian.
Sure popular one.
Like Kumar.
His recent show in Esplanade had sold out tix for three nights in a row.

Niway, back to Rain's topic. Why do people make a big deal out of it huh?
ITS ONLY HAWAII.GOD.
Plus i thought hawaii people are those who wear feathered skirts, put on a ring of flowers on their head and sway along to music that are............well, easy to sway along.
TOTALLY NOT RAIN BI'S POP MUSIC RIGHT?
SO WHY DO THEY CARE IF RAIN'S NOT COMING DOWN??
& WHY IS RAIN SO POPULAR TO THE EXTEND THAT HE'S SO WANTED IN HAWAII?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

Dear Yiling,
I dont really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think i realized it when your dog humped my leg in your closet and i saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana. Im sure you are middle class enough to understand that i may pee my pants.Im returning the couch cushions to you, but i'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that mocked you behind your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Khuzaimah


KEKEKEKEKEKE.
This is just a quiz.So yiling its just conincidental that you're the recent friend i talked to.Lucky you, a letter for you,from me :)(:


Try this quiz peeps! Its funnehhh.


Dear (a friend you recently talk to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).

(12),
Name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Woo Britney's back yo.
Her song, Circus was no.1 on many charts.
& I DONT FIND IT NICE. AT ALL.UH-HUH.









BUT ITS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE.
NO WONDER.
DAMN its playing on repeat in my head right now.
"im like the ringleader, i call the shots..."

Go lah,go call,nobody come to you.heheh
I guess i should cut her some slack since she's been through ALOT.
what with the scandalous bald period.
Gee.

Oh anyway, im amazed by kanye west.
He's a total genius i tell you. His songs are mostly nice and his music videos are all unique and not boring at all. I watched one recently, it was a cartoon. cool shit. :)

Im gonna go skip now.


Oh no, somebody better stop my father from expanding our home to become MINI ZOO(applicable to rabbits only)

He had apparently brought home TWO more rabbits.
Yes,TWO.
Whaaaaaatttttt???

Both are super beautiful.Much more beautiful than shillang. One is pure white with mascara lidded eyes (heheh) and the other is white with random black spots. The mascara lidded one is really look like got somebody drew a line of black eyeliner around his eyes. & yep,its a guy.

But but but,the mascara lidded one is really cool urh. I mean, THERE'S LIKE REALLY A THICK LINE OF BLACK EYELINER AROUND BOTH OF ITS EYES.
I shall post a pic of it soon when i am able to catch it. Its very naughttyy.Not like my shillang,so kind and innocent.
The other white one...is average larhs. Next-cage-rabbit. err something like next-door-girl.

Well, the thing is, one rabbit is hard enough to be taken care of. Plus rabbits are really scared of water so i cant really bathe them,they'll die. & I cant really play with them coz they are not playable. && when i stroke them,its so boring. Coz rabbits dont make any sound. Unlike cats,who purred when we stroke them. Rabbits have no response one.
One good thing about rabbits is that their shit are super tiny and dry so its easier to clean them.

Oh wells, I guess im being biased. I prefer a cat anytime.

Weeee i saw a RAINBOW today!!!!!!!!!!!

Like right in front of my bedroom window!
Its super duper tooper beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
&& the sky is tres orange in colour!!!!!!!!!!!
The last time i've seen a rainbow is like 123238763286457279659 years ago.
So excited!
hahah.

I want to go horseback riding and scuba diving!




I really feel like typing loads of things but im really so so so so tired right now.
Sorry yil and lens for not replying ur smses just now, i went JB :)
so tmr i reply okays? ok.
eh no, by then its too late.aiyah,i'll think tomorow.

Happy happy,received the stuffs i ordered online :]]

Ohkay, very sleepy now,bye bye.tut tut.

I love this song yo!

I hate the world today
Your so good to me, I know
But I cant change
Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe Im an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how youd be so confused
I dont envy you
Im a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean youll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And Im going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today wont mean a thing

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Just when you think you got me figured out
The seasons already changin
I think its cool you do whatcha do
And dont try to save me

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Im a bitch
Im a tease
Im a goddess on my knees
When youre hurt
When you suffer
Im your angel undercover
Ive been numb
Im revived
Cant say Im not alive
You know I wouldnt want it any other way

On a random note, I WANT TO GO DIVING AND SEE FISHES AND WHATNOT UNDERWATER!

Honestly i dont understand how these young people can say i love you to each other and seemed like they mean it.
I read a few blog posts and some of them are really mushy and there's like iloveyous in each single posts that im not sure if that phrase is being said as a habit or with sincerity. Erm hello?? you're only 16 going on 17 and you know what love is?
Okay,maybe because i dont have a bf hence i dont understand.But i dont think its that easy right?
Like okay,that person like you,you like that person,we spend time together,so alright,we're in love.
No right?

I need enlightenment coz im feeling quite eww by reading these posts.
No pun intended.

& i read strangers' blogs not my friends' so im not talking about any of you.

Waaa my stomach pain like wtf.
Niway, i'm so bored at home right now to the extent that im fiddling with my nails and humming nonsense songs.
But i dont want to go out because going out = spending money = the world doesnt go round anymore.
see lah? i talk nonsense again.

hmm,should i watch boys before flowers or the hills on mtv right now?
maybe the hills.

& coming soon movie super scary leh, lums, i dont want to watch already.
we watch other happy lovey-dovey movies okay?
Because if not i'll be paying 7 bucks for a movie which i'll be watching for the first 30mins only.the rest of the 65 mins i'll be closing my eyes and screaming my lungs out.
i mean remember what happened to the coffin?
so not an experience i would like to repeat. i banged spectacles with yil coz we both turned at the same time to seek refuge from each other when the ghost appears.
So, no-no.

i can type forever coz i seriously got nothing to do.
But obviously i wont do that.
People might not want to visit my blog anymore because of super-duper long posts.
I hate superduper long posts and posts with small words.
Siao, expect me to read.

Okay okay lah, i'll stop for now.


Crappos people




Hui Min!



Stupid ah heng!




Nicholas!

Next year, i'll join IT fair again. Seriously,its superduper fun lah! Its like a teenage heaven. Everywhere you go,is all around your age one. Obviously for us girls, we ogle at cute guys like 360 degrees ah! haha,like eh eh see,in front,fujitsu brand one,quite cute rite! eh eh behind,behind, the apple brand one,super shuai siaa.
But its not fun if u have one fcuking annoying promoter in ur booth. There's this girl where evrybody hate her.She keep snatching our client one. So, evrybody was like backstabbing her lah,hahahahaha.
Oh yes im on cloud 99 today! Why??
Coz i sold 17 laptops today! almost beat that fcuking annoying promoter.she sold 19 in total.
&& 1 more thing, i got this cute guy's facebook! he damn cute and hilarious ahh,but he's 21 yrs old =_=
but WHATEVERRRR, HE'S CUTE.

&& since today last day, we took loads of pics and crap all day long till 11 30pm.
then reached home 12 plus.

FUN FUN FUN :)))))))

WOAH,i think im an angel today.
Like,seriously.

I gave three customers which were once mine to other people.
WTF AM I THINKING??

but its okay,im selfless.i dont really mind the money,its more of an experience.
Its quite cool arh,made alot of friends,saw alot of bullshit customers and hordes of people walking by.
& im so shocked that the girls at my booth are all 18-19 yrs of age.
& they were so shocked that im only 16 going 17.
Joke.joke.

But they all look so young and small. im only 167cm and im the tallest girl there.so u cn imagine how short they were.Luckily,they are not twits who twirls their hair and twist their mouth to become so small when they take pics.
The guys are okay,super funny some of them.
One of them is a cutie! butbut he's quite old,i think around 20-23.must go ask him tmr.

&& my trainer is super kind! he gave us cheesecake to bring home.cheesecake with chocolate topping one leh!

I think IT FAIR IS REALLY REALLY FUN.
next year, i'll try to go for Apple brand.they say,over there can sell alot.Obviously lah,who doesnt like Apple?

I AM BLARDY TIRED.I AM EATING MARSHMALLOWS AT 12AM RIGHT NOW.
FULLSTOP.

Working at IT Show tomoro. Have to memorise all these shit HP laptop specs in case people ask me.Im gonna go all out to sell these laptops. Comission ya know.
As usual, tutoring was funny as hell. Didnt sing today, gotta go bck early :(
My cousins are mean guys,hmph!

Anyway, im happy coz Boys Before Flowers 18 and 19 are up!
Can download and watch later2.
Addicted to online shopping now.
Oh no.

Saw yiling just now at interchange while she was going to meet lums. We randomly hugged and she said something funnny.As expected.

Ling: EH KHUZZZZ!!!!!!!
Me: EH LING!!!!!!!!!!
*HUGGED HUGGED*
Ling: We're like ai zhuan jiao ah.
Me: Huh? Why?
Ling: We turned at this corner then saw each other what.
Me: OH YEAH! AI ZHUAN JIAO,YU DAO AI!!! HAHAHA.

SEE? HER FUNNY-NESS WILL NEVER FADE.


Going TP later to tell them that i've already submitted my cpf and psea form but they sent me this letter stating that they have not received my documents.Err,hello,i've even personally come down to TP like a few days ago to send those documents and yet u havent received them?!? walooozxzxs. I think i've gone back and forth to TP like 3 times.so annoying.
Tutoring my cousin after that.

Please rain again today.


I feel like eating the classic breakfast.
Bread and butter,toasted.

But my house no butter.How come? How? How?

Cant attend korean class this thursday :( I have to work four days at suntec for IT show. What if i miss important stuffs from k class? nooo,i'll be one step behind than others. Plus those girls who attended the class seemed like hard-core korean fans and have known the letters all even though its only first lesson. ANNOYING.
Lucky still got ginny,who like me, doesnt understand what the hell is the korean teacher talking about sometimes.

Im gonna read storybook then off to sleep.

Gonna check out this job tmr.dont know whether its trustworthy.Should i even go??
im going to ask my mum for advice.
Hmm.


Unexpected Access is awesome!
Abit gross yeah, ok,maybe very gross but its super interesting. Can see our brain!
Watching it now, they showing an operation to a 4mnth old baby's brain coz his brain dont have the middle line so the brain cannot develop properly.So sad for the baby :( the hand so small then got injected all.Sad sad.


Woahh,korean variety shows are the bomb! They are so funny to the extend that u cried after laughing so much. There's We Got Married, then now,im currently watching Family Outing. But im only watching this variety show only on two episodes where TOP from Big Bang is inside. My current hearthrob and impossible lovers are kim hyun joong and T.O.P or tempo from big bang.
IF THEY COME TO SINGAPORE, I'LL BUY FIRST SEAT TICKETS AND LINE UP EARLY EARLY LIKE THOSE CRAZY FANS THAT I'VE ALWAYS LOOK DOWN ON.



Woo had korean class yesterday.First lesson!
Learned all the vowels and consonants. There are 21 vowels and 19 conconants. Quite okay lah, i just have to memorise them all. I can read simple words already. Oh and i cn write rain bi's name.super easy.The teacher cant converse in english well so sometimes i dont understand her.Annoying.But its okay, i'll do my homework diligently and memorise all of the vowels and consonants.

Took back my checkup report. Im physically and mentally fit.yes arrr.
Monday can submit evrything and by then, i should be done with all poly things. I just need to apply for ezlink card.
Yay.

Mood : Anticipation.

Im waiting for my first ever brownie to bake in the oven yo!

So, please, let this be nice. Its my first time. So,if its not nice, all my motivation will crumble to pieces and i wont ever wanna do it again.
Ever.


Tutored my cousin ytd. Every wednesday is a fun day as i got to tutor him. He always forget formulas and his maths totally suck.Like suck to the core. Thats why its fun! I get to scold him and laughed at the same time coz his expression super funny when he cannot do some maths problem. The thing is, he wont tell me that he dont know how to do. He'll just have that serious expression. I think he doesnt want to disappoint me lah,coz i teach him loads alr and he still forget them! i keep telling him that forgetting stuffs is not an excuse in ur o level year but obviously he wont listen. I think because we're the same age thats why he wont listen. I need to get somebody older to tell him.Maybe his oldest brother? yes,i'll tell him next week.

Sooooo after all the scoldings and laughter and crappings, we'll jam!
Hhahaha, i mean he and his brother. Not me. I just become lead singer. woo.
So ytd i sang maybe,hands down,all the small things,face down,secret valentine and many many more. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
My voice suck!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha, then we'll all laugh at the high pitch coz i cant reach them.



Oh,oh the brownies' smell are drifting this way. gotta check on em!
i shall post the results later.

I saw the writing on the wall,
Your lipstick reading please don't call
Your words and names in all,
Were screaming decadence,
I gave the best I had and more,
You left me lying on the floor,
And now I'm feeling down,
And even more depressed
And baby there is something you should know
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
I felt the tension in the room, but deep down
I was on to you
And I'm not giving up or packing anything
And the awkward silence burned,
The tricks we played, the lies we learned,
I guess I'm sorry now, for giving you the creeps
And baby there is something you should know
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
Looking out of my window I can't feel you at all
Looking out of my window I can't feel you at all
Looking out of my window I can't feel you at all
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind




Sometimes i think people just dont understand.

Eh just a random post.

I watched top 20 most richest rapper and eminem is no.6!!!
YAY!
Oh and in the clips shown by them eminem was wearing this shirt that said,

KINKY
Be All That You Can Be


LMAO.
Oh when asked by a reporter while he was walking on the red carpet to some awards show, he said 'this is too holloywood.no,no,go away'

haha.

P.S: i checked the dictionary,kinky means unusual sexual positions.

isnt that typico of eminem?

I've got a new routine to follow yea. This is to prevent the unwanted fats and flabs from existing. Due to the 1month-ish holiday i have left before school officially starts, i might take advantage of this precious time and rot away which may produce negative consequences, i.e BECOME FAT.
Hence, i will try my very best to follow this routine.Oo-er.

Wake up at 8am evry day and jog at the park around my neighbourhood.Come home,eat breakfast.Not a big breakfast.No,no.Maybe a sandwich and fried egg tofu. Just enough to prevent myself from fainting or dying.Then do household chores (IM SO GOOD EY). After that,should be around 12 or 1pm. I'll use the computer for about 4hours. This is like rewarding myself for being such a good and healthy kiddo.Yep yeps. After that stare at the green grass and large trees outside my bedroom window. This doesnt seem so hard since im already sitting facing the greens while using the laptop. So all i need to do is to stand and stone. This act is good for the eyes. Maybe about 3mins, i'll skip. Err, i mean use a skipping rope and skip. Not randomly skip for no reason. Im not insane, yet. I shall continually try to beat my daily skipping record. Last friday i skipped for 46.5 times non-stop. Why the point 5 u may ask? Coz when i swung my arms around and wanted to jump, my legs wobbled and i fell to the floor.
TRAGIC RIGHT?
So, i should really train my legs to withstand the pressure that it's owner is putting on.

I mean COME ON, i remembered vividly in primary six, i could skip 150 times non-stop. I even beat my brother mannn! & he's a guy!
Those were the good days,good days......

Anyhoo, after skipping, i shall watch tv and relax myself. Oh and what about lunch u may ask?
I dont eat lunch. Its not that i purposely skip meals like those anaemic gals.Its been this way so many times such that when i eat lunch, i'll get diarrhoea. I swear, there's this time i ate the proper 3times a day thing,i keep shitting.
So i only eat dinner and breakfast. Or lunch and breakfast. Or dinner and lunch. Oh,you get my drift.

I think my body is insane. So,girls dont follow my meal routine.It's not healthy,i know.

Hence,after dinner, i shall read a book or play with my sister. Since around this time,she'll be prodding me with pencils and whatnot to come and play with her. Hence, i shall not only be a good kid, i shall be a good sister.
Oh and by the way, playing with my sister is a disaster. COZ SHE'S SO EVILLL.
She's only angelic when she wants something from me.But its funny though.She keeps me entertained.
So nighttime, its bonding time with my family.

OH! i forgot! i have to play with shillang too. Ahh never mind, i shall squeeze in the playing time during my tv time. I can even watch tv with shillang.

There, im done. Weekends will be different since my parents are not working so obviously they wont allow me to have this much leisure. Parents are annoying in that way. They are so jealous.

Okay then. :)(:

She's hot right?
Love her to bits in 90210.



{updated}

Walaoooo my sister damn noisy larrhhhhh.annoyinggg.

My sister kept singing and shouting nonsense while drawing so i told her to shut up.& soon, its double the noise.

Me: Shut up lah! so noisy cann.walao eh
Sis: you shut up! so noisy can!
me: walao,stop it seh.
sis: you stop it!
me: *standing up & putting hands on hips* Why are you copying me??
sis: you lah! copy me only!
me: *walked off*
sis: *continue painting crap on her drawing paper*


Ahh, obviously i got the mega hump and do not want to annoy myself anymore,hence, i walked off. it can go on and on ya know.
Shit lah, when she's sitting down like that, drawing nonsense on the paper, she look really cute.

oh anyway, my sister is performing with her classmates on 11th april at tampines mall for some flag day thingy.
obviously, im down for it man.
Its gonna be hella FUNNY. HAHAH (:


Please rain tonight.
please rain tonight.
please rain tonight.
rain till tomorow morning.
rain all through the day.

Im doing a chant to summon the rain to come.heh, thats how bored i am.
Oh, deep purple's when a blind man cries is nice yo. i fell in love with the intro.

random note, i want to learn techtonic! haha, ok, i shall go youtube and see whether got any tutorials or not.

i feel like typing loads of stuffs like what did i eat just now, what im doing now BUT i dont want to become all typico blogger-ish, hence, i'll stop now.


My mum is awesome.
She bought for me my favourite bubble tea on the way home.
LOL.

Woooo, back from butties outing.
It was, as always, hilarious TTM.

&& we karaoke-ed at this website. Coolios with knobs on.
I even solo-ed three doors down's here without you. 2000 plus yo.
im good,no?
i know rite.

Cammie's mac & cheese was delicious. & omg, when yil put on the cosplay wig that lena wore, it was FUNNY. she look like some ah ma. white hair and all. hahahahaha.

Tomorow's gonna be another fun day. celebrating my cousin's bdae.
alright, now im gonna have a go at other songs on that website.
maybe katy perry's i kissed a girl, yea?
Okay.

Sitting and singing songs at the clock tower under the stars gave me a nice feeling. Its serene. Except, theres also constant interruption of major outburst of laughter.Hahah. err, & that would be from me and ginny.

Oh anyway, talking about stars, just now in korean class, got this girl that we both hate who tried to act cute.
The teacher asked her whats her name and she replied " Byol seumnida"
Which means "My name is Byol (star)"

OMG, after she said that, me and ginny were like bursting with laughter. Ginny was like "WTF ACT CUTE SIAAA"
I was like "EFFERR,EFFERR"

hhahahaha.
i dont think she hear us lah. Actually, if she hear us also nevermind.

Woo, heathers crib was awesome. I cant put apostrophe, i dont know whats wrong with blogger right now.
Niway, yah, her crib is big and the view is not bad. The only thing that turn me off is that shrivelled intestine.
LOLOL.
Had a nice chat with camille and Aizsa too. Haiii, miss em buttcircles.

Oh yeah,butties, theres a picnic this sat aight. Please come so we can celebrate the March babies.
bring own food.
Hahaha,cheapo.

Well, i think 90210 is better than GG.
But saying this might cause Lums to freak out and say something like 'you're one step closer to destroying our friendship'.
yeahhh, something along those lines.
HAHAH.

so, i'll just keep it to myself on why i think 90210 is better than GG.



90210 script is witty and funny. So its not all drama,ya know? & even though the girls are STICK-THIN, the guys are hot. & thats what counts. Oh hey, even the teachers are equally hot.
& i like jessica stroup(Silver). She's so pretty.

Okay,i can sense some evil aura coz all GG fans are going to trash me.Especially, lums.
So yeah,im gonna stop now and return to watch 90210.




Oops.

“I really dun know wad happened.
Its like in a blast. I got sued” from rain. When got asked by the jury, rain appeared to be calm n composed. He occasionally smiled at his girlfriend. “ I will support him for wadever he does. I love rain. And this is called love.” extracted from another website that interviewed Liu yiling, Rain’s girlfriend.
Also at the scene, rain’s manager for 4 years, Bte Yuni Khuz Woz answered many reporters question. Though getting insults from many people, khuz clenched her teeth and carried on the reporting. Some insults were “bear faced” "

See the report above? Ahh, this was sent by yil when we were having a heated discussion regarding rain being sued 5million dollars for cancelling shows in hawaii at the last minute. Well, since we're rain & manager, this matter does affect us. So, yil sent this to me saying that she found an article about rain's issue.
OBVIOUSLY SHE FAKED IT.
& intially i thought it was a real article that she wanted to send to me.

Ahhhh, im a fool to myself.

But, i let it go, as it was pure LMFAO.
i can read it over & over again and still produce maximum laughter.
Yiling, in future, if u cant find a job, be a stand-up comedian.
Sure popular one.
Like Kumar.
His recent show in Esplanade had sold out tix for three nights in a row.

Niway, back to Rain's topic. Why do people make a big deal out of it huh?
ITS ONLY HAWAII.GOD.
Plus i thought hawaii people are those who wear feathered skirts, put on a ring of flowers on their head and sway along to music that are............well, easy to sway along.
TOTALLY NOT RAIN BI'S POP MUSIC RIGHT?
SO WHY DO THEY CARE IF RAIN'S NOT COMING DOWN??
& WHY IS RAIN SO POPULAR TO THE EXTEND THAT HE'S SO WANTED IN HAWAII?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

Dear Yiling,
I dont really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think i realized it when your dog humped my leg in your closet and i saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana. Im sure you are middle class enough to understand that i may pee my pants.Im returning the couch cushions to you, but i'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that mocked you behind your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Khuzaimah


KEKEKEKEKEKE.
This is just a quiz.So yiling its just conincidental that you're the recent friend i talked to.Lucky you, a letter for you,from me :)(:


Try this quiz peeps! Its funnehhh.


Dear (a friend you recently talk to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).

(12),
Name


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Woo Britney's back yo.
Her song, Circus was no.1 on many charts.
& I DONT FIND IT NICE. AT ALL.UH-HUH.









BUT ITS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE.
NO WONDER.
DAMN its playing on repeat in my head right now.
"im like the ringleader, i call the shots..."

Go lah,go call,nobody come to you.heheh
I guess i should cut her some slack since she's been through ALOT.
what with the scandalous bald period.
Gee.

Oh anyway, im amazed by kanye west.
He's a total genius i tell you. His songs are mostly nice and his music videos are all unique and not boring at all. I watched one recently, it was a cartoon. cool shit. :)

Im gonna go skip now.


Oh no, somebody better stop my father from expanding our home to become MINI ZOO(applicable to rabbits only)

He had apparently brought home TWO more rabbits.
Yes,TWO.
Whaaaaaatttttt???

Both are super beautiful.Much more beautiful than shillang. One is pure white with mascara lidded eyes (heheh) and the other is white with random black spots. The mascara lidded one is really look like got somebody drew a line of black eyeliner around his eyes. & yep,its a guy.

But but but,the mascara lidded one is really cool urh. I mean, THERE'S LIKE REALLY A THICK LINE OF BLACK EYELINER AROUND BOTH OF ITS EYES.
I shall post a pic of it soon when i am able to catch it. Its very naughttyy.Not like my shillang,so kind and innocent.
The other white one...is average larhs. Next-cage-rabbit. err something like next-door-girl.

Well, the thing is, one rabbit is hard enough to be taken care of. Plus rabbits are really scared of water so i cant really bathe them,they'll die. & I cant really play with them coz they are not playable. && when i stroke them,its so boring. Coz rabbits dont make any sound. Unlike cats,who purred when we stroke them. Rabbits have no response one.
One good thing about rabbits is that their shit are super tiny and dry so its easier to clean them.

Oh wells, I guess im being biased. I prefer a cat anytime.

Weeee i saw a RAINBOW today!!!!!!!!!!!

Like right in front of my bedroom window!
Its super duper tooper beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
&& the sky is tres orange in colour!!!!!!!!!!!
The last time i've seen a rainbow is like 123238763286457279659 years ago.
So excited!
hahah.

I want to go horseback riding and scuba diving!




I really feel like typing loads of things but im really so so so so tired right now.
Sorry yil and lens for not replying ur smses just now, i went JB :)
so tmr i reply okays? ok.
eh no, by then its too late.aiyah,i'll think tomorow.

Happy happy,received the stuffs i ordered online :]]

Ohkay, very sleepy now,bye bye.tut tut.

I love this song yo!

I hate the world today
Your so good to me, I know
But I cant change
Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe Im an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how youd be so confused
I dont envy you
Im a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean youll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And Im going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today wont mean a thing

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Just when you think you got me figured out
The seasons already changin
I think its cool you do whatcha do
And dont try to save me

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Im a bitch
Im a tease
Im a goddess on my knees
When youre hurt
When you suffer
Im your angel undercover
Ive been numb
Im revived
Cant say Im not alive
You know I wouldnt want it any other way

On a random note, I WANT TO GO DIVING AND SEE FISHES AND WHATNOT UNDERWATER!

Honestly i dont understand how these young people can say i love you to each other and seemed like they mean it.
I read a few blog posts and some of them are really mushy and there's like iloveyous in each single posts that im not sure if that phrase is being said as a habit or with sincerity. Erm hello?? you're only 16 going on 17 and you know what love is?
Okay,maybe because i dont have a bf hence i dont understand.But i dont think its that easy right?
Like okay,that person like you,you like that person,we spend time together,so alright,we're in love.
No right?

I need enlightenment coz im feeling quite eww by reading these posts.
No pun intended.

& i read strangers' blogs not my friends' so im not talking about any of you.

Waaa my stomach pain like wtf.
Niway, i'm so bored at home right now to the extent that im fiddling with my nails and humming nonsense songs.
But i dont want to go out because going out = spending money = the world doesnt go round anymore.
see lah? i talk nonsense again.

hmm,should i watch boys before flowers or the hills on mtv right now?
maybe the hills.

& coming soon movie super scary leh, lums, i dont want to watch already.
we watch other happy lovey-dovey movies okay?
Because if not i'll be paying 7 bucks for a movie which i'll be watching for the first 30mins only.the rest of the 65 mins i'll be closing my eyes and screaming my lungs out.
i mean remember what happened to the coffin?
so not an experience i would like to repeat. i banged spectacles with yil coz we both turned at the same time to seek refuge from each other when the ghost appears.
So, no-no.

i can type forever coz i seriously got nothing to do.
But obviously i wont do that.
People might not want to visit my blog anymore because of super-duper long posts.
I hate superduper long posts and posts with small words.
Siao, expect me to read.

Okay okay lah, i'll stop for now.


Crappos people




Hui Min!



Stupid ah heng!




Nicholas!

Next year, i'll join IT fair again. Seriously,its superduper fun lah! Its like a teenage heaven. Everywhere you go,is all around your age one. Obviously for us girls, we ogle at cute guys like 360 degrees ah! haha,like eh eh see,in front,fujitsu brand one,quite cute rite! eh eh behind,behind, the apple brand one,super shuai siaa.
But its not fun if u have one fcuking annoying promoter in ur booth. There's this girl where evrybody hate her.She keep snatching our client one. So, evrybody was like backstabbing her lah,hahahahaha.
Oh yes im on cloud 99 today! Why??
Coz i sold 17 laptops today! almost beat that fcuking annoying promoter.she sold 19 in total.
&& 1 more thing, i got this cute guy's facebook! he damn cute and hilarious ahh,but he's 21 yrs old =_=
but WHATEVERRRR, HE'S CUTE.

&& since today last day, we took loads of pics and crap all day long till 11 30pm.
then reached home 12 plus.

FUN FUN FUN :)))))))

WOAH,i think im an angel today.
Like,seriously.

I gave three customers which were once mine to other people.
WTF AM I THINKING??

but its okay,im selfless.i dont really mind the money,its more of an experience.
Its quite cool arh,made alot of friends,saw alot of bullshit customers and hordes of people walking by.
& im so shocked that the girls at my booth are all 18-19 yrs of age.
& they were so shocked that im only 16 going 17.
Joke.joke.

But they all look so young and small. im only 167cm and im the tallest girl there.so u cn imagine how short they were.Luckily,they are not twits who twirls their hair and twist their mouth to become so small when they take pics.
The guys are okay,super funny some of them.
One of them is a cutie! butbut he's quite old,i think around 20-23.must go ask him tmr.

&& my trainer is super kind! he gave us cheesecake to bring home.cheesecake with chocolate topping one leh!

I think IT FAIR IS REALLY REALLY FUN.
next year, i'll try to go for Apple brand.they say,over there can sell alot.Obviously lah,who doesnt like Apple?

I AM BLARDY TIRED.I AM EATING MARSHMALLOWS AT 12AM RIGHT NOW.
FULLSTOP.

Working at IT Show tomoro. Have to memorise all these shit HP laptop specs in case people ask me.Im gonna go all out to sell these laptops. Comission ya know.
As usual, tutoring was funny as hell. Didnt sing today, gotta go bck early :(
My cousins are mean guys,hmph!

Anyway, im happy coz Boys Before Flowers 18 and 19 are up!
Can download and watch later2.
Addicted to online shopping now.
Oh no.

Saw yiling just now at interchange while she was going to meet lums. We randomly hugged and she said something funnny.As expected.

Ling: EH KHUZZZZ!!!!!!!
Me: EH LING!!!!!!!!!!
*HUGGED HUGGED*
Ling: We're like ai zhuan jiao ah.
Me: Huh? Why?
Ling: We turned at this corner then saw each other what.
Me: OH YEAH! AI ZHUAN JIAO,YU DAO AI!!! HAHAHA.

SEE? HER FUNNY-NESS WILL NEVER FADE.


Going TP later to tell them that i've already submitted my cpf and psea form but they sent me this letter stating that they have not received my documents.Err,hello,i've even personally come down to TP like a few days ago to send those documents and yet u havent received them?!? walooozxzxs. I think i've gone back and forth to TP like 3 times.so annoying.
Tutoring my cousin after that.

Please rain again today.


I feel like eating the classic breakfast.
Bread and butter,toasted.

But my house no butter.How come? How? How?

Cant attend korean class this thursday :( I have to work four days at suntec for IT show. What if i miss important stuffs from k class? nooo,i'll be one step behind than others. Plus those girls who attended the class seemed like hard-core korean fans and have known the letters all even though its only first lesson. ANNOYING.
Lucky still got ginny,who like me, doesnt understand what the hell is the korean teacher talking about sometimes.

Im gonna read storybook then off to sleep.

Gonna check out this job tmr.dont know whether its trustworthy.Should i even go??
im going to ask my mum for advice.
Hmm.


Unexpected Access is awesome!
Abit gross yeah, ok,maybe very gross but its super interesting. Can see our brain!
Watching it now, they showing an operation to a 4mnth old baby's brain coz his brain dont have the middle line so the brain cannot develop properly.So sad for the baby :( the hand so small then got injected all.Sad sad.


Woahh,korean variety shows are the bomb! They are so funny to the extend that u cried after laughing so much. There's We Got Married, then now,im currently watching Family Outing. But im only watching this variety show only on two episodes where TOP from Big Bang is inside. My current hearthrob and impossible lovers are kim hyun joong and T.O.P or tempo from big bang.
IF THEY COME TO SINGAPORE, I'LL BUY FIRST SEAT TICKETS AND LINE UP EARLY EARLY LIKE THOSE CRAZY FANS THAT I'VE ALWAYS LOOK DOWN ON.



Woo had korean class yesterday.First lesson!
Learned all the vowels and consonants. There are 21 vowels and 19 conconants. Quite okay lah, i just have to memorise them all. I can read simple words already. Oh and i cn write rain bi's name.super easy.The teacher cant converse in english well so sometimes i dont understand her.Annoying.But its okay, i'll do my homework diligently and memorise all of the vowels and consonants.

Took back my checkup report. Im physically and mentally fit.yes arrr.
Monday can submit evrything and by then, i should be done with all poly things. I just need to apply for ezlink card.
Yay.

Mood : Anticipation.

Im waiting for my first ever brownie to bake in the oven yo!

So, please, let this be nice. Its my first time. So,if its not nice, all my motivation will crumble to pieces and i wont ever wanna do it again.
Ever.


Tutored my cousin ytd. Every wednesday is a fun day as i got to tutor him. He always forget formulas and his maths totally suck.Like suck to the core. Thats why its fun! I get to scold him and laughed at the same time coz his expression super funny when he cannot do some maths problem. The thing is, he wont tell me that he dont know how to do. He'll just have that serious expression. I think he doesnt want to disappoint me lah,coz i teach him loads alr and he still forget them! i keep telling him that forgetting stuffs is not an excuse in ur o level year but obviously he wont listen. I think because we're the same age thats why he wont listen. I need to get somebody older to tell him.Maybe his oldest brother? yes,i'll tell him next week.

Sooooo after all the scoldings and laughter and crappings, we'll jam!
Hhahaha, i mean he and his brother. Not me. I just become lead singer. woo.
So ytd i sang maybe,hands down,all the small things,face down,secret valentine and many many more. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
My voice suck!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha, then we'll all laugh at the high pitch coz i cant reach them.



Oh,oh the brownies' smell are drifting this way. gotta check on em!
i shall post the results later.

I saw the writing on the wall,
Your lipstick reading please don't call
Your words and names in all,
Were screaming decadence,
I gave the best I had and more,
You left me lying on the floor,
And now I'm feeling down,
And even more depressed
And baby there is something you should know
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
I felt the tension in the room, but deep down
I was on to you
And I'm not giving up or packing anything
And the awkward silence burned,
The tricks we played, the lies we learned,
I guess I'm sorry now, for giving you the creeps
And baby there is something you should know
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
Looking out of my window I can't feel you at all
Looking out of my window I can't feel you at all
Looking out of my window I can't feel you at all
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind
I'm not running, I'm still here you left me far behind




Sometimes i think people just dont understand.

Eh just a random post.

I watched top 20 most richest rapper and eminem is no.6!!!
YAY!
Oh and in the clips shown by them eminem was wearing this shirt that said,

KINKY
Be All That You Can Be


LMAO.
Oh when asked by a reporter while he was walking on the red carpet to some awards show, he said 'this is too holloywood.no,no,go away'

haha.

P.S: i checked the dictionary,kinky means unusual sexual positions.

isnt that typico of eminem?

I've got a new routine to follow yea. This is to prevent the unwanted fats and flabs from existing. Due to the 1month-ish holiday i have left before school officially starts, i might take advantage of this precious time and rot away which may produce negative consequences, i.e BECOME FAT.
Hence, i will try my very best to follow this routine.Oo-er.

Wake up at 8am evry day and jog at the park around my neighbourhood.Come home,eat breakfast.Not a big breakfast.No,no.Maybe a sandwich and fried egg tofu. Just enough to prevent myself from fainting or dying.Then do household chores (IM SO GOOD EY). After that,should be around 12 or 1pm. I'll use the computer for about 4hours. This is like rewarding myself for being such a good and healthy kiddo.Yep yeps. After that stare at the green grass and large trees outside my bedroom window. This doesnt seem so hard since im already sitting facing the greens while using the laptop. So all i need to do is to stand and stone. This act is good for the eyes. Maybe about 3mins, i'll skip. Err, i mean use a skipping rope and skip. Not randomly skip for no reason. Im not insane, yet. I shall continually try to beat my daily skipping record. Last friday i skipped for 46.5 times non-stop. Why the point 5 u may ask? Coz when i swung my arms around and wanted to jump, my legs wobbled and i fell to the floor.
TRAGIC RIGHT?
So, i should really train my legs to withstand the pressure that it's owner is putting on.

I mean COME ON, i remembered vividly in primary six, i could skip 150 times non-stop. I even beat my brother mannn! & he's a guy!
Those were the good days,good days......

Anyhoo, after skipping, i shall watch tv and relax myself. Oh and what about lunch u may ask?
I dont eat lunch. Its not that i purposely skip meals like those anaemic gals.Its been this way so many times such that when i eat lunch, i'll get diarrhoea. I swear, there's this time i ate the proper 3times a day thing,i keep shitting.
So i only eat dinner and breakfast. Or lunch and breakfast. Or dinner and lunch. Oh,you get my drift.

I think my body is insane. So,girls dont follow my meal routine.It's not healthy,i know.

Hence,after dinner, i shall read a book or play with my sister. Since around this time,she'll be prodding me with pencils and whatnot to come and play with her. Hence, i shall not only be a good kid, i shall be a good sister.
Oh and by the way, playing with my sister is a disaster. COZ SHE'S SO EVILLL.
She's only angelic when she wants something from me.But its funny though.She keeps me entertained.
So nighttime, its bonding time with my family.

OH! i forgot! i have to play with shillang too. Ahh never mind, i shall squeeze in the playing time during my tv time. I can even watch tv with shillang.

There, im done. Weekends will be different since my parents are not working so obviously they wont allow me to have this much leisure. Parents are annoying in that way. They are so jealous.

Okay then. :)(: